THEATRE: The Narcissist - Gold Coast Little Theatre

Title: The Narcissist

Presented By: Gold Coast Little Theatre

Genre: Contemporary Comedy / Stage Play

Synopsis: Xavier Playfair is a sharp-tongued, self-absorbed urban professional facing a looming midlife crisis in inner-city Brisbane. When his best friend Bronwyn challenges him to a provocative six-week bet to “bag a man,” what follows is a chaotic and politically incorrect comedy of manners. Xavier, Bronwyn, and their circle navigate hookups, ego battles, and emotional landmines in a razor-witted exploration of vanity, desire, and midlife crisis.

Performance Dates: April 17th – May 9th, 2026

Performance Times:

• Fridays & Saturdays - 7:30PM

• Sundays - 2PM

Performance Location and Address: Gold Coast Little Theatre, 21a Scarborough Street, Southport QLD 4215

Ticket Costs:

• Preview Night - All tickets $18

  Opening Night - Adult $42, Member $35

  All Other Performances -

• Adult - $39

• Member - $32

• Concession - $35

• Students (16 and over) - $28

• Students (under 16) - $22

• Group (10+) - $33 per person

• Group (50+) - $30 per person

Ticket Link: Buy Tickets - The Narcissist

Warnings:Adult themes, strong language, alcohol use, sexual references, mature relationship content

Recommended Age: 18+ only

Cast:

• Xavier Playfair

• Bronwyn Moyet

• Satchel Strongbow

• Jesse Jardine

• Y’landa Scrivener

Creative Team: Director – Kate Learmonth

Production Website: Gold Coast Little Theatre - The Narcissist

Other information:

• The venue is a traditional community theatre space with tiered seating and limited mobility-access seating available. Patrons requiring accessible seating or assistance are advised to contact the theatre in advance to confirm access arrangements.